Bluetooth

I don’t like those Bluetooth earpieces. When I was in college, one of the physical education classes I took was Self Defense for Women. In that class, along with useful moves, I remember learning (or perhaps just thinking) that if we ever are walking along the street alone and see some unsavory character (ain’t that a great phrase?), you should pretend to talk to yourself out loud, perhaps also waving your arms around. Anyone considering doing something to you will think you’re crazy or something and move along. Now, that is offensive in several ways, but that wasn’t the point; maybe it’s rude to stereotype crazy people’s behavior, but the point is to take advantage of the stereotype and stay safe. But these days, people won’t think you’re crazy; they’ll just assume you’re on the phone. But then again, maybe that will keep you safe too – who’s going to attack someone who’s already on the phone with someone and could ask for help? Maybe the Bluetooth isn’t all evil. Maybe I’m just jealous that I don’t have one – or an excuse to act crazy.